George the Fish

So I have this fish. His name is George. I actually have 2 fish, one at work (bubbles) and one at home (george).

Today I came home to find that George... had committed suicide. :-(

I was planning on giving him to a friend, cause really, who needs two fish. So I had him in a glass and had his bowl and stuff all cleaned to take to this friend. I meant to take him last night, but I forgot. So I was going to take him tonight, but when I got home... there was this black thing on the floor. I thought... "what did I drop on my way out?" I didn't want to touch it cause it kinda freaked me out. But I tried to pick it up and I couldn't... so I dropped it. That's when I looked up on the table and realized that the glass was empty and it was George on the floor. He jumped out of the glass. It was a sad thing. Who knows how long he had been there.

My fish committed suicide. How sad.

I hope bubbles at work doesn't get any ideas. I don't think I could handle it.